The Socio-Economic Status of Penguins

Pair with (I’ve Had) The Time of My Life by Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes

Albert, a 4-year-old schnauzer, had a doll called Beatrice. He and Beatrice would sit on the couch on Monday nights and watch Dancing With The Stars. Albert loved everything about it; the costumes, the choreography, the spray-tans, the celebrities. However, Beatrice voiced her…