Impotence

Tales For Posterity

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There once was a president who died from impotence. In fact there have been many. However, this one took extreme measures to compensate for his little, limp problem; he bullied everyone who opposed him, demanded supreme loyalty from his supporters, and could talk about nothing but himself and his greatness. Alas, to no avail. He could get no rise of his member. He then resorted to medical and mechanical help, which turned fatal when all his blood was sucked into a wearable device creating a strong vacuum which could only be released through a small explosion.

I am back to writing history as I would like to see it. Pair this one with Satisfaction by Rolling Stones, obviously, and tell me what your fairy tale history looks like.