Me: Hi, Grandpa, how are you?
GP: Oh hi, how are you? Your grandmother has that new vibrator that makes her happy —
Me: Woah, I don’t —
GP: Yes, she uses it everywhere; first thing in the morning, even before she gets out of bed, and in the kitchen, and when we sit down to watch Jeopardy
Me: I really don’t —
GP: It’s a little annoying because it’s so loud, but I can’t get my fingers in there anymore, and it really puts a smile on her face, and her shoulders are so much better —
Me: Grandpa, it’s called a Theragun.