Cut the Cort
Pair this with Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots and breathe
Are you too stressed? Do you feel triggered all the time? Can’t you stop checking the news every few minutes?
Then Cut the Cort is for you!
Combining proven techniques of obedience training* with phobia desensitization, Cut the Cort will lower or even eliminate your cortisol level**.
Sign up now and we will send you the Cut the Cort Collar for only $24.99.
*The Cut the Cort Collar applies an electric shock to the neck proportional to the detected increase in cortisol
**In a limited study two test subjects expired. RIP aunt Bea and uncle Al
Regitze Ladekarl has re-emerged as a raconteur after a long, successful career elsewhere. She crafts universal tales from everyday lives with an honest, sharp and witty pen. Besides working on a forthcoming novel, she flexes her voice with personal essays, flash fiction, and method writing here on Medium.
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