Best Case Scenario #1

No one really knows how the tape came about, but it sure does the job. He is looking straight at the camera, once again claiming to be smarter than anyone else, especially those sad people who still think their vote counts. All he had to do was to make three international phone calls to fix that thing. Rumor has it that the first lady has come down with a severe case of conscience and tricked him to go on video with two scoops of ice cream and a see-through teddy. Everyone exhales as decency prevails.

Pair this one with I Would Do Anything For Love by Meat Loaf