Believe Me
It started as a game to see what he could get away with. He knows it is the laziest way to lie, but somehow it works. The easiest way to get people to trust him is to tell them to. No mincing of the words. No explanation. No logic. Just those two words. Because people are lemmings, and following instruction is the path of least resistance. It requires a lot less effort than second guessing. But this one is the biggest one yet. He leans into the microphone and says:
“I want what’s best for you, believe me!”
Pair this one with Believer by Imagine Dragons and tell me your biggest lie