A Woman Thing
1 min readMar 22, 2018
A peri-menopausal woman walks into a bar. She looks around then heads for man nursing a beer.
“Where the hell have you been?” she screams at him “You were supposed to be home hours ago!”
For a second she looks like she is going to punch him in the face, but instead she slides down on a bar stool, leans over the counter, and sobs so much her shoulders shake. After a while she gets up, wipes her forehead and marches out.
“I have no idea who that was,” the man says as he orders another beer.
Pair this one with Hot’n’Cold by Katy Perry and wear layers
