A Fatal Mistake

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“Donnie, please keep your pants on!” She says.

She knows he can’t pass up a challenge like that. He wiggles off his shoes, while he struggles with his stubby fingers to unbutton. The pants spring open, but valuable seconds were lost in the process, so now he has to make up for it. The socks and the tighty-whities go bye-bye. He pauses to feel if that is enough. It isn’t. Shirt and tie and t-shirt come off, too. That is much better. He opens the French doors to the Rose garden and runs out into the snow. That’ll teach her.

This is the eighth story for 31 Days of Ninja Writing Challenges by Shaunta Grimes. Pair it with American Idiot by Green Day.